Faster than projectile vomit! More powerful than a screaming offspring! Able to leap piles of shit and toys in a single bound!
The powers of Wonder Mom never cease!
Able to detect wrongdoing from 100 yards!
See out the back of her head!
Identify what the fuck that smell is!
She can clean the house, answer the phone, save her child from drowning in the toilet! All at the same time!
Can hear the slightest indication that her spawn is about to fuck some shit up!
With her tool belt of paper towels and Hammer of Reality, Wonder Mom can do ANYTHING!
Woooonnndddeeerrr Mooooommmm!!
Ain't that the freaking truth. Where's my effing cape? In that pile of laundry over there. --->
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