Hello. I am currently not at home. This means I don't have Photoshop to draw stupid pictures with. And MS Paint sucks a hairy ass. So, here's a few things to keep you occupied:
First, here is my dog, Gizmo, chasing the cursor:
Next, here are some old posts. You need to read them. Or I'll cut you.
Real Mom Dress Up. And then post them on the SASMA Facebook wall. I'm serious, man, I'll cut you. Or punch you in the taint. Whichever I'm in the mood for.
If Mom and Kid commercials told the truth 2.
Are you reading this shit yet?
And one more:
This is why I have anger management issues. Also, I like ludicrously long titles.
My work here is done. You're welcome.