Sunday, May 8, 2011

Happy Mother's Day!

Today, as most of you should know (unless you're awful and don't love your mother, or your mother is a raging hosebeast) is Mother's Day.  Today we buy cheap flowers for our mom, or a sappy card, or a steak dinner at Logans. But, for those of us with small demon spawn children, we receive homemade cards.  So, without further ado, I bring you...

Sugar and Spice, My Ass MOTHER'S DAY CARDS! *applause ensues*









And for those of you who just HAVE to be different, here's a normal one:



So, to all my fellow mothers out there:

5 comments:

  1. Layla trying to make a purse souffle reminds of the time my kid once washed my cell phone (along with dishes), then dried the phone in the microwave while I was sleeping. I was so proud he put out the fire himself without injury to himself or waking me up. (It was the smoke detector going off from the counter-top smoking that made me shoot out of bed)

    Happy Mother's Day!! You've earned it! For my third Mother's Day present, I got a tattoo. It was less painful than birth and parenting.

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  2. LMAO! 'I'm exploding with love for you,' what a classic. If you did actually make mother's day cards, I'd buy them...not sure my own mum would find them half as funny as I do though.

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  3. Ahahahahaha! I love it.

    My favourite is: "Happy Mother's Day from all of my 7 personalities."

    :D

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  4. Carrie: Holy god! Layla hasn't tried to burn the house down yet, but it's probably only a matter of time. I got a tattoo of Layla's baby footprint for my last birthday. And yeah, much less painful than birth and parenting.

    lily: There may be a future etsy shop if I get enough followers and stuff. So you should totally whore my blog out to as many people as possible. :D

    dysfunction: That motherfucker took HOURS to make, so I'm glad you like it. :D

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  5. I drew possibly *two* pictures in paint for my blog before I gave up. It takes WAY TOO LONG to accomplish anything there, and then, when I'd f*** up it'd be over.

    I've just taken to drawing my pictures by hand and then scanning them in.

    Much less colourful, but easier on my nerves.

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