Friday, May 13, 2011

Oooh! Shiny! AGAIN (damn it)

So, blogger did maintenance last night. And now the last post I made about the new, sparkly banner was deleted. Thanks Blogger! (fucking assholes) So here's a brand new version of that post.

As you may have noticed, the blog has a new, sparkly banner! Yay! You should totally comment and tell me how awesome it is. Or how you're astounded by my creative abilities. Or how you want to have, like, 10,000,000 of my babies. Whatever. I'd like to customize other things on the blog, but my patience has run out for the day. To customize anything on blogger you have to give a pint of blood, sacrifice a virgin, chant for 20 minutes, and stand naked in a field covered in peanut butter under a full moon. Jesus.

Hopefully I'll have a new post to go under the new banner in a few days. My brain is currently not cooperating with me, and my artistic abilities have gone retarded. So, please be patient and don't start leaving me in droves. I promise there shall be a new post very soon.

And tell your motherfucking friends about my blog. I need more followers to feed my ego. :D


  1. To be honest, I was expecting more ice cream and unicorns, but despite my great disappointment I will make my friend look at your blog.

  2. I'm with you on blogger being arseholes and about having a non-functioning brain. The little man has not only sucked out the very essence of my soul but is now screwing with my ability to process rational thought.

    I would tell my friends to read your blog, but they're not even reading mine...bastards!

    Banner looks great by the way.

  3. thecatwithglasses: Those are both totally awesome things, but not a huge part of Layla's life. She has been taught what unicorns are, of course. But she's more interested in Barbies at the moment.

    lily: Bastards! I love your blog. We both need more popularity. And better friends. lol

  4. Your blog post will come back :) they just had to roll back to May 11th on the server, it's just temporary. My blog post was deleted too but it's back already, so yours should be soon too! :D

  5. Yeah, it did come back. But I deleted it because I'd already posted this one. Take that, Blogger! *cough* I know I could've just deleted this one, but..but I had comments on this one! I love me some comments *not so subtle hint* :D

  6. I'm following. You're funny and I like when you say fuck. Tell your friends about mine! I need followers to convince myself I deserve life!

  7. Mary: You're funny too, and fuck is an awesome word. :D I discovered your blog last night and I love it. We're both pretty awesome. :) I'm gonna whore you out on facebook. Er..whore your blog out, I mean. *innocent face*


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