tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.comments2023-07-20T05:19:35.124-04:00Sugar and Spice, My Assskin_art_junkiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01073119093920249852noreply@blogger.comBlogger129125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-58561594000845010192016-06-27T22:01:52.681-04:002016-06-27T22:01:52.681-04:00This is nothing to joke about My daughter did that...This is nothing to joke about My daughter did that when she was younger and in her late 20's she spent time in jail for stealing felonies. Can't find a good job now even with medical experince..Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03523647894353235701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-47430938496426957582013-09-18T07:36:55.131-04:002013-09-18T07:36:55.131-04:00In the name of Britney Spears, you're back! So...In the name of Britney Spears, you're back! So sorry to hear about your illness, auto-immune illnesses suck hard! Welcome back all the same. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-43921082791674076692013-09-18T07:34:02.599-04:002013-09-18T07:34:02.599-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.lilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08472945461607315765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-45834481173932622892013-09-12T14:51:41.621-04:002013-09-12T14:51:41.621-04:00I am so glad you are back to writing again! I'...I am so glad you are back to writing again! I've missed you!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15385799163663965510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-13996076023566218542013-09-09T03:32:03.538-04:002013-09-09T03:32:03.538-04:00I had no idea it had been two years already, but I...I had no idea it had been two years already, but I did wonder where you'd gone. Welcome back! Katrinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-16167738276095114762013-09-08T15:59:50.409-04:002013-09-08T15:59:50.409-04:00Hooray! Hooray! JRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01696678149874762427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-69410805107834073692013-05-12T20:09:36.633-04:002013-05-12T20:09:36.633-04:00Haha wow just had a good read. Sounds like yr li m...Haha wow just had a good read. Sounds like yr li monkey came frm the same tree as my 5 year old boy lol. I have to check his bag every morning befor school,1 day it had chocolate topping a lil can of crc and my 14 year olds after shave,the other day it had my mums new purfume and lotions she got for xmas was wondering then if mabe was his way of screaming "IM GAY" lmao. Every time omthing is missing we go straight to him like when my 14 year olds uniform vanished into thin air and can never leave goodies around cause he willnwake befor us all and go for a quick munch then jump back into bed. He worst part thonis having to check his pokets befor leaving friends,shops,school or anywhere we go. What to do about it? Have tryed so many different things but nothing fazes him at all,<br />Tubular Aggregate Myopathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00303213898617523497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-65878327134633770182011-07-14T18:53:10.313-04:002011-07-14T18:53:10.313-04:00I've been there before. I lived in an apartmen...I've been there before. I lived in an apartment with squirrels in the walls! Made the same noise as you described. But also lived in a trailer with rats in the walls/floor that sounded the same so who knows. Anyway, love the pics! Death to Demon Mouse!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-90529523154666068362011-07-14T16:40:45.570-04:002011-07-14T16:40:45.570-04:00thecatwithglasses: Yeah. Probably would've e...thecatwithglasses: Yeah. Probably would've eaten my face or tried to burrow into my chest and have babies. OoO<br /><br />Carrie: I totally would borrow your cat any time. The Demon Mouse seems to have vacated my walls, but if he or any of his spawn return, I'm hitting you up for a cat loan. :Dskin_art_junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01073119093920249852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-81774469939152610112011-07-14T16:12:40.517-04:002011-07-14T16:12:40.517-04:00We made the mistake of buying two dwarf hamsters. ...We made the mistake of buying two dwarf hamsters. I have no idea how such little things can make so much damn noise. I believe that one is possessed by the devil because she has red eyes and keeps making her bed in the hamster wheel. <br /><br />I'll loan you my cat, gladly. She has no fear of demon mice (or hamsters). She is a brave, brave cat who saves our neighbor from mice all the time.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09714578433823634712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-38260879328296840782011-07-14T03:04:36.232-04:002011-07-14T03:04:36.232-04:00I think you made the right decision, it was probab...I think you made the right decision, it was probably a tiny alien anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-51474499467005171902011-07-11T08:11:28.549-04:002011-07-11T08:11:28.549-04:00Missed your posts, but still love you anyway. And ...Missed your posts, but still love you anyway. And if there is anything I completely understands, its being poorer than shit. That's when instead of going to the movies, you take yourself out to the grocery store (the more high-end, the better) to buy 99 cent bread, but get a cart anyway, fill it up with unusual stuff (like spam). The you take said unusual stuff and slip it into other shoppers carts when they aren't looking.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09714578433823634712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-69781396297844494722011-07-10T00:14:10.023-04:002011-07-10T00:14:10.023-04:00JoD: I know. Because you're awesome. <3
...JoD: I know. Because you're awesome. <3<br /><br />JelliDonut: For sure. I probably would've went on a bloody rampage by now without my sense of humor...I may anyway. Sounds like fun. :D<br /><br />lily: Awwww. *wipes away a tear* I missed you guys, too. But apparently SOMEONE didn't, because I lost a follower. Heartless bastard.skin_art_junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01073119093920249852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-13373482479418450562011-07-09T09:21:08.988-04:002011-07-09T09:21:08.988-04:00We have all bloody missed you!We have all bloody missed you!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-65628889187705116172011-07-09T00:46:25.182-04:002011-07-09T00:46:25.182-04:00A sense of humor will get you through plenty of li...A sense of humor will get you through plenty of life's shit. It's worked for me so far. Sort of.JelliDonuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01062492342058178839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-4612176773680376532011-07-09T00:27:47.980-04:002011-07-09T00:27:47.980-04:00I love you anyway.I love you anyway.JRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01696678149874762427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-5646353949189432462011-06-22T19:44:16.413-04:002011-06-22T19:44:16.413-04:00as a kid-friendly, yet not-ever-goint-to-be-a-mom,...as a kid-friendly, yet not-ever-goint-to-be-a-mom, i will share a redunculous moment of the past from my nanny days.<br />we were driving to the park. the baby was @ 2 or 2.5. it was autumn, and he had on overalls, a turtleneck, and a lambswool-lined corduroy coat, and of course, tiny timb's.<br />we were singing along to david byrne, when i smell it.<br />the baby was slightly writhing, until he caught a whiff.<br />holy crap.<br />i pull over and there it was!<br />shit-suvious had exploded out the diaper, up the turtleneck and all the way out of the neck hole, over the jacket , and onto the car-seat liner.<br />what the hell happened?<br />i tossed the liner out, and hosed the kid off, redressed him, and went to the baby store and started potty-training him the same day... much to the chagrin of his lazyassed father.<br />the end.<br />poop.Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-76347236166641977732011-06-13T15:29:23.805-04:002011-06-13T15:29:23.805-04:00Ramdom is good. Gives you more scope to work with....Ramdom is good. Gives you more scope to work with. I love reading about everyone else's demon kid but I don't always want to write about mine...though I think my little spawn, is purposely being good so that I have sod all to write about...git.<br /><br />Whatever you write about, will be both funny and entertaining! Otherwise, there's always the 'unfollow' button...JUST KIDDING, you know I love you!!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-18071820145619149522011-06-13T01:53:18.585-04:002011-06-13T01:53:18.585-04:00write whatever you want, it's your blog! and w...write whatever you want, it's your blog! and we will love you anyway, no matter what...even if you kill someone...at least that's what my mom used to tell me! :PAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11735939476315367116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-8526191964518286072011-06-12T18:25:00.175-04:002011-06-12T18:25:00.175-04:00JoD: Yay! I are funny! Well, the only reason I&...JoD: Yay! I are funny! Well, the only reason I've kept YOU as a friend so long is you're totally hot, and I like looking at your boobies. :p <br /><br />I bet my intestines taste like candy!<br /><br />eleven's: Yay! Because, believe it or not, a ton of random shit happens around here. Not all of it Layla-related. No really. Glad you enjoyed it! <br /><br />And don't forget the first rule of mutant mice hunting. NEVER go alone. Which reminds me, there's some more to this story that I didn't tell. OH noes!skin_art_junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01073119093920249852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-46419054815368635462011-06-12T15:11:25.791-04:002011-06-12T15:11:25.791-04:00considering this post was effing hilarious, I'...considering this post was effing hilarious, I'm almost obligated to agree with JRose and encourage your random stories!! <br /><br />Now I have to search my entire place for mutant mice.eleven's inkhttp://elevensink.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-32026964361256168572011-06-12T14:31:09.546-04:002011-06-12T14:31:09.546-04:00I love random stories! You a wonderful humorist, w...I love random stories! You a wonderful humorist, which is the only reason I have kept you as a friend for the past 10 years. ;P<br />And I am also sure that your intestines taste as delicious as your walls!JRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01696678149874762427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-59312542617581793422011-06-04T13:15:29.486-04:002011-06-04T13:15:29.486-04:00Ain't that the freaking truth. Where's my ...Ain't that the freaking truth. Where's my effing cape? In that pile of laundry over there. --->Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09714578433823634712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-70171965233863481442011-06-03T12:37:35.366-04:002011-06-03T12:37:35.366-04:00Eleven's: Yay! A new follower! :D Welcome t...Eleven's: Yay! A new follower! :D Welcome to the rant-fest!skin_art_junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01073119093920249852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34271320914496157.post-29019571412035164832011-06-03T11:56:00.554-04:002011-06-03T11:56:00.554-04:00hahahah I just discovered ur blog on my Share The ...hahahah I just discovered ur blog on my Share The Blog Page on facebook. You are hilarious!! Follow me at elevensink.blogspot.com :)Eleven's Inkhttp://elevensink.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com